Hi everyone,

Today we’re running an analysis on super-genius, Gary the Gadget Guy! He’s the inventor of the jet tube, the Yeti Scanner 3000, and many other devices that sometimes actually work.

Q: How do you know Gary is a super-genius?
A: He uses a lot of big words. That’s all it takes, right?

Q: What kind of big words are we talking about?
A: He says things like “reticulating,” “cogitating,” and “anomalous.”

Q: …I’m sorry, what did you say?
A: To be honest, I don’t quite know.

Q: Okay, so aside from Gary’s vocabulary, what else makes him a genius?
A: During **** of Aunt Arctic’s adventures, he was recruited for that big brain of his. He reverse-engineered a computer virus to spy on Herbert… with science!

Q: Impressive. So why are you telling me about Gary now?
A: Well, he’s an expert on ghosts sooooo… we might see him around the island soon.

Q: Hey everyone—GARY’S CONFIRMED TO BE IN THIS MONTH’S HALLOWEEN PARTY!
A: Wait—I didn’t say that! I just meant that if Island Central was haunted, Gary could probably help.

Q: CONFIRMED—ISLAND CENTRAL’S GONNA BE HAUNTED AND WE’LL TEAM UP WITH GARY!
A: sigh … Confirmed.

That’s it for this FAQ Review, everyone. Stay alert—it sounds like you’ll be hearing from Gary the Gadget Guy soon!

Waddle On

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Melody7352Oct 18 @ 9:38 AM
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Koen0202Oct 15 @ 5:18 PM
Sorry Gary
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